What to do if your boss is the world's ugliest monkey

By Cornbread Fred at 07/16/07 13:50

If you have one of those very unfortunate looking bosses who incite snickering everywhere they walk here are some tips of what to do and what not to do:

• DO get on the boss's good side. Bring them coffee, doughnuts, paper clips, whatever they want. They are sure to treat you like the boss's pet ensuring your job security.
• DO compliment them on their attire every chance you get. You don't have to LIE, just take every opportunity to tell them something good about themselves.
• DON'T stand at the water cooler with the rest of the beautiful sheep and snicker when the boss walks by.
• DON'T have any mirrors at your desk so they accidentally see their reflection in it and take it out on you. (Although you can make sure every co-worker that you don't like has one handy!)