10 Funny ways to decorate a coworker's cubicle

By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:17

When you feel like decorating your coworker's cubicle, and not your own, here are some ideas that may or may not spark your interest:

• For a little suprise, put up streamers and signs that all say "Happy Birthday" even when his real birthday is actually 5 months away.
• Hate looking at all the empty spots in the cubicle? Cover every available spot with Post-It notes so your coworker can get some color into his world.
• If the cubicle is large enough, put a bear skin rug on the floor and put some animal heads on the walls. That will bring out his inner hunter!
• Try putting caution tape over everything in his cubicle, especially his monitor. No work for you today, Mr. Coworker.
• Or you can just put up posters of rainbows, unicorns, etc. all over his cubicle. Make it look like its not a guy's cubicle at all.
• You could try making it look like a little kid's room too. Add a toy chest and as many decorations as you can to your coworker's cubicle.
• Maybe you can rearrange eveything. By that I mean take everything out of his cubicle except for the computer and a notebook. Be nice and put a pillow in there for your coworker to sit on.
• Replace everything of your coworker's with something else; switch his chair for someone else's, switch his computer with another, and do anything else you can think of.
• Give your coworker a present. Leave a mongoose in a dog carrier on the desk and see what your coworker thinks when he opens the cage. Chaos will definintely redecorate a cubicle.
• Last but not least, make the cubicle smaller. Push in every wall until there is only a 3' x 3' space. Now that is redecorating!

How to get your co-workers on your side when you're the office nerd

Do you not fit in with your office co-workers? Consider trying to be the office hero at this year's Christmas Party instead of this year's biggest nerd. When you begin to organize the live entertainment, look to none other then the Village Sheeple. They'll sing their number one hit, YWCA, just for you, Mr. Office Hero! After this party, you will gain your co-workers respect and so much more! Always consider the Village Sheeple when organizing any kind of party!

What to do if your boss is the world's ugliest monkey

If you have one of those very unfortunate looking bosses who incite snickering everywhere they walk here are some tips of what to do and what not to do:

• DO get on the boss's good side. Bring them coffee, doughnuts, paper clips, whatever they want. They are sure to treat you like the boss's pet ensuring your job security.
• DO compliment them on their attire every chance you get. You don't have to LIE, just take every opportunity to tell them something good about themselves.
• DON'T stand at the water cooler with the rest of the beautiful sheep and snicker when the boss walks by.
• DON'T have any mirrors at your desk so they accidentally see their reflection in it and take it out on you. (Although you can make sure every co-worker that you don't like has one handy!)

How to Get a Coworker Fired

Many people ask, and if they don't actually ask, they silently ponder the best ways to get a coworker fired.

There are several ways to get a co-worker fired if you really put your mind to it. You could do something really bad and then claim they did it.

A better idea might be to simply quit your job voluntarily and seek unemployment. One of the reasons they list that is acceptable for getting unemployment benefits is that the job was not what you expected.

Certainly, when you get a job you EXPECT you will like your co-workers, right?