Advantages of Disorganization

By Wilbur Corncob at 06/24/07 11:08

There are many advantages of being disorganized. They include:

• People beliving your are smarter than you really are
• Keep your secrets private... your coworkers won't know where to start looking
• Because you really are super intelligent
• Because you are lazy and its better to focus on work and not cleaing

I'm sure you can think of some more great reason to be disorganized and post a comment about them

How to Screw with your Office Mates

Messing around or playing dirty tricks on your coworkers and office makes seems to be a big thing. It may surprass pilfering office supplies.

What is the big deal about it? Don't you go to work to help your employer earn outragous profits while you earn a pittance of a salary? Are you not a slave to the machine?

Stop thinking about screwing your coworkers and get your nose back to the grindstone. Remember from the moment you clock in to the moment you clock out 100% of your attention and activity needs to be spent benefiting your employer.

When you come to work with this correct and positive additude your work will progress and your office workers will end up screwing themselves as their work (in comparison) will suffer because they are too busy trying to screw each other and steal all the office supplies.

Funny things to do to your co-workers when they leave their cubicles

Funny things to do to your co-workers when they leave their cubicles

Do you have one of those people in your office who brown nose the boss and always seem to get you in trouble? Well, here are some retaliations:

• Turn the power button OFF on their radio on their desk that they play softly and turn the volume all the way UP. This works especially well if the buttons are separate. If they aren't you can switch it to CD, since there isn't a CD in there and it will be quiet UNTIL they flip the switch back. This is very very funny when you work in an executive office and they want you to be QUIET for the stuffy executives.
• Put a couple of drops of superglue on the bottom of their pens and pencils and glue them to the bottom of their drawers so when they try to pick them up...
• Quickly put a packet of salt in their coffee cup, so when they get a refill it will taste very yummy
• Take all the staples out of their stapler. Do this every time they walk away. I assure you this will get old for them very quickly.
• Hide all their post it notes so they can't find any. This also will get old very quickly, and may even produce explicit language.
• Every time they walk away...adjust their desk chair in the opposite way that they have it. There is nothing worse than having to readjust your comfy chair every time you sit down. Believe me!
• Put the caps to their highlighters on different bottoms. This isn't quite as annoying, but effective when they grab one and don't pay attention. It is especially funny for those who are highly organized and color code everything.

Don't forget to be discreet. Being caught doing one single thing will make you suspect for the rest. Have fun!

Please share your ideas with a comment here.

Getting Coworkers Fired

What is the matter with Bill Norreski? As my fellow co-worker at Puppy Clothes Inc., he has constantly tried to get me fired. There must be some hatred for me deep inside that man. I must be giving him a little competition for his job. Maybe that's why some random guy tried to attack me out of the shadows by the water cooler.

Anyway, my boss insists that Bill has nothing to do with the weird occurences happening to me, but I knew better. So I believed it was time to take matters into my own hands.... Bill was walking into the office one day, minding his own business, when my plan started to unfold. He was walking right into my trap, just as I had planned. Bill stepped onto the small welcome pad in front of our office entrance. Suddenly, a large cage dropped down right on him. From there I moved him and his cage into the dumpster behind the building. Bill frantically asked what I was doing and I just told him it was a little payback.

"Payback?!?," he says, "for what?" "For everyting you've done to me to get me fired," I said to him "Are you talking about all those strange things? That was never me! That was Jim Hemmingway down the hall!," screamed Bill.

Jim Hemmingway was the next suspect on my list.......