The Secret Life of Gordon the Office Sheeple

Gordon starts off his typical day by taking a shower. As he washes his wool, he ponders about the paper shredders he must order today.
On his way to SheepCorp(Gordon's Workplace), Gordon realizes his bad choice in clothing. Not only was his shirt too tight, but the yellow tie didn't match at all. If Gordon had a spare change of clothes, he would put his green shirt and yellow tie in a shredder!
Typing away at his computer, Gordon remembers about the shredders he had pondered about earlier. Then he thinks about a shredder's other uses...like putting a co-sheeple in the cubicle next to his in one!
Since Gordon's sleep aid had no effect on him, he was pondering not about the ordered shredders, but a new batch of paper for the shredders he had to order.