I need a Royal shredder in my little cubicle world to destroy all of the little notes and doodles that I make all day sitting at my desk instead of working on my important projects.Shred up those nasty reminders from your boss about projects that are due. Maybe even shred up the finished projects themselves and give them to the boss in a little basket tied with a bow on the due date. Tell him the iguana tore it up with his mighty claws. You can use this especially for projects you have been reminded about day in and day out.
Make sure to add colorful paper to the shreds to make the project baskets pleasing to look at!