What is the matter with Bill Norreski? As my fellow co-worker at Puppy Clothes Inc., he has constantly tried to get me fired. There must be some hatred for me deep inside that man. I must be giving him a little competition for his job. Maybe that's why some random guy tried to attack me out of the shadows by the water cooler.Anyway, my boss insists that Bill has nothing to do with the weird occurences happening to me, but I knew better. So I believed it was time to take matters into my own hands.... Bill was walking into the office one day, minding his own business, when my plan started to unfold. He was walking right into my trap, just as I had planned. Bill stepped onto the small welcome pad in front of our office entrance. Suddenly, a large cage dropped down right on him. From there I moved him and his cage into the dumpster behind the building. Bill frantically asked what I was doing and I just told him it was a little payback.
"Payback?!?," he says, "for what?" "For everyting you've done to me to get me fired," I said to him "Are you talking about all those strange things? That was never me! That was Jim Hemmingway down the hall!," screamed Bill.
Jim Hemmingway was the next suspect on my list.......