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• Page 1 • Page 2 • Page 3 • By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:33
 At my last job, i found a way to maximize my total profit. What is the secret you ask? Well it's a very common item that works wonders. This little item is called duct tape...One day just pondering at my desk, I thought of something to help raise my own profit. I could make duct tape statues using the wonderous tape. So on my break I started for the first time. Carefully putting together every piece, a shape began to take form. After about fifteen minutes, I had made a small duct tape cat. Some of my coworkers congratulated me on my work, and boy was I proud. But mean Mr. Philips (my boss) completely ruined my parade by saying it was a worthless piece of crap. That only motivated me to do better! Another hour had passed and a new creation was right in front of me. I had created a duct tape bust of Mr. Philips. It had the angriest expression ever on its face. Everyone laughed until the real Mr. Philips came to see what the commotion was. He took one look at the bust, then one look at me. "You're Fired," he told me in a very serious tone. I had lost my job from making a simple creation! All was not lost, because a month later, my duct tape statues were the largest home fashion trend in the state! So really, my duct tape idea really did maximize my personal profit!
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By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:17
When you feel like decorating your coworker's cubicle, and not your own, here are some ideas that may or may not spark your interest: - For a little suprise, put up streamers and signs that all say "Happy Birthday" even when his real birthday is actually 5 months away.
- Hate looking at all the empty spots in the cubicle? Cover every available spot with Post-It notes so your coworker can get some color into his world.
- If the cubicle is large enough, put a bear skin rug on the floor and put some animal heads on the walls. That will bring out his inner hunter!
- Try putting caution tape over everything in his cubicle, especially his monitor. No work for you today, Mr. Coworker.
- Or you can just put up posters of rainbows, unicorns, etc. all over his cubicle. Make it look like its not a guy's cubicle at all.
- You could try making it look like a little kid's room too. Add a toy chest and as many decorations as you can to your coworker's cubicle.
- Maybe you can rearrange eveything. By that I mean take everything out of his cubicle except for the computer and a notebook. Be nice and put a pillow in there for your coworker to sit on.
- Replace everything of your coworker's with something else; switch his chair for someone else's, switch his computer with another, and do anything else you can think of.
- Give your coworker a present. Leave a mongoose in a dog carrier on the desk and see what your coworker thinks when he opens the cage. Chaos will definintely redecorate a cubicle.
- Last but not least, make the cubicle smaller. Push in every wall until there is only a 3' x 3' space. Now that is redecorating!
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By Kelly Jelly at 07/27/07 13:24
For those of you who feel Christmas should be year round, untangle those Christmas lights and unpack your artificial tree and bring them to work. Decorate your office with all of the Christmas cheer you can muster and send daily ecards to your friends wishing them a Merry Christmas. Who ever said there was no Chrismas in July? Take these tips and apply them well. Happy Decorating!! Tags: office decor • happy office •
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By Kelly Jelly at 07/27/07 13:10
If you feel you need to make your office more manly, all you need is a universal remote. Yes people, a remote. Program every electronic device into your remote and don't be shy fellas. You are so not above programming your swivel chair to turn around without the slightest effort from you when a guest enters. Oh and you know how your wife has been nagging you to take those nasty couches you had in college to the dump? Well bring them to work and have your friends over on their lunch breaks to watch the game you TiVo'ed last night. Finish with a mini fridge filled with nice cold brewskies and you've got your MAN OFFICE. Tags: office decor • mini fridge • universal remote •
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By Interviewer at 07/27/07 07:42
 Name of your website?Organizing Your Life THE EASY WAY Your name? Jan Hayner Your Location (city, etc) Sheboygan,WI
I started my website in 1999 in order to help people get organized and to give them helpful tips and hitns to get rid of clutter, learn to clean and organize simple and fast and to Organize their lives. Read more: Organizing Your Life THE EASY WAY Interview [click] Tags: organization • clutter • web interview •
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By Kelly Jelly at 07/26/07 13:04
To create a more homey, welcoming feelin your office, borrow some of your grandmother's doilies (because we all know just about every grandmother has some). Place them under every desk accessory and trinket you own including, but not limited to, your pencil holder, stapler, monitor, or anything else on your desk or other worksurfaces.Also, buy an assortment of cookies and arrange them in perfect little patterns on pristine trays and force them down the throats of every person who enters your office. Now that's just like grandma does it! Tags: home office • desk accessory •
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By Kelly Jelly at 07/26/07 11:32
 Does your office have an open floor plan with partitions? A dirty office is a place that will make you sick. Dust, mold, spiderwebs all could contribute to respiratory problems and make your productivity levels go down. How many of you feel like putting out a ton of creativity when you feel like crap?Here is a cleaning checklist for you to use to make sure you remain healthy in your office. Use this to make sure you are giving all of the problem areas a good cleaning that you may not normally think of. - Clean the air ducts and anything that is blowing air around in your office. This includes fans! Have you ever noticed how gross the blades look after a while?
- Have the carpets steam cleaned. We all track allergens, dirt and other unmentionable things into our offices on our shoes. It just sits there down in the carpet fibers and every time someone walks over it, visualize a little dust cloud following in their footsteps. Dog poop and EVERYTHING!
- Clean the blinds. Wash with soap and water, don't just run a dust cloth over them!
- Clean your computer keyboard, monitor and all the fan vents in the CPU. There are plenty of good computer vacuums to accomplish this task. Computers act like little vacuums and accumulate LOADS of gross dust and dirt around the vent holes for the fans.
- Vacuum the wall partitions. Fabric covered partitions most especially will accumulate dust and dirt within the fibers and just hold them trapped there. This means you will be literally surrounded with grime that you can't really see. You can use your handy computer vacuum for this task also if you get a good size one
- Wipe down your plant leaves with mild soap and water. This will also repel bugs since they hate the taste of the soap. If you don't HAVE any plants, get some! They filter the air and are beautiful and soothing.
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By Fred Keebler at 07/23/07 09:07
Do you not fit in with your office co-workers? Consider trying to be the office hero at this year's Christmas Party instead of this year's biggest nerd. When you begin to organize the live entertainment, look to none other then the Village Sheeple. They'll sing their number one hit, YWCA, just for you, Mr. Office Hero! After this party, you will gain your co-workers respect and so much more! Always consider the Village Sheeple when organizing any kind of party! Tags: office entertainment • coworkers • nerds •
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By Fred Keebler at 07/19/07 12:16
| Gordon starts off his typical day by taking a shower. As he washes his wool, he ponders about the paper shredders he must order today. | | | On his way to SheepCorp(Gordon's Workplace), Gordon realizes his bad choice in clothing. Not only was his shirt too tight, but the yellow tie didn't match at all. If Gordon had a spare change of clothes, he would put his green shirt and yellow tie in a shredder! | | | Typing away at his computer, Gordon remembers about the shredders he had pondered about earlier. Then he thinks about a shredder's other uses...like putting a co-sheeple in the cubicle next to his in one! | | | Since Gordon's sleep aid had no effect on him, he was pondering not about the ordered shredders, but a new batch of paper for the shredders he had to order. | |
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By Fred Keebler at 07/18/07 11:38
Wolfgang had a great idea for dealing with his hair loss. Although not hereditary at all for sheeple, instead their hair falls out just because everyone else's does. He decides he will use some duct tape which everyone knows has a million uses to cover his baldness.He uses a white paper duct tape since it blends with his wool the best. The office shredder didn't work very well for his purpose, so he just tore it up with his hands and some scissors. It is a good thing he uses duct tape and not duck tape as you know what that would mean..... Tags: duct tape • shredder • scissors •
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