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By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:56
Never try to organize a geek's office for him. Most likely he has everything where he wants it and knows exactly where everything is. You can't comprehend the mess, but the geek can. The reason he or she can is because that particular person is much more intelligent then you will ever be.Do you see that messy pile of papers on the right side of the desk? The geek has that mess organized by date, importance and alphabetically all at the same time. Even though there is no visible writing tool on the desk, the geek could come in blind folded and find a pen on the first try. How can you do it blindfolded you ask? The geek just reaches into a pocket protector in his shirt pocket. There's about 30 pens and pencils just in that one pocket! Don't ever ask the geek how he does it either. Most likely the geek won't even know how he does it. Plus the answer might be too complex for you to ever understand. The Space and Time Theory might even show up in the answer. Tags: pocket protector • geeks • disorganization • time and space theory •
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By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:51
Trying to figure out how you can get your boss to always pay for lunch? Try hiring your own bodyguard... yes, the bigger and meaner the better. Also, be sure to introduce your new friend to your boss. Take my story for example: "Hey Mr. Talloway, I'd like you to meet my new friend. Mr. Talloway, this is Ernie," I said to my boss. "Hello Mr. Talloway. My name's Ernie and I like to hurt people," said my bodyguard. Mr. Talloway looked up at my bodyguard, who was 6'4" and probably 300 lbs. "Its nice to meet you Ernie," Mr. Talloway managed between trembles. "Ernie and I would like you to accompany us to lunch, is that alright?" I asked "O..Okay," said Mr. Talloway as Ernie scowled at him. My boss has been taking me out to lunch at least once a week since then. The moral of this story is that your boss should always pay for your lunch, since without your hard work, he would be nothing! Tags: office humor •
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By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:48
My very large cousin Jeb was very new to the world of computers. He really had no clue when it came to these machines. As I was explaining the different parts to him, I realized nothing was getting through... until i mentioned a certain part."Jeb this is the mouse," I said "There ain't no mouse there!" Jeb bellowed. Trying to get through to him, I had a brilliant idea. That night I covered the mouse with artificial hair and gave it a face. i had created the world's ugliest mouse. The next day Jeb came back over to learn more. "Jeb this is the mouse," I said once again to my behemoth cousin. All the sudden Jeb's large hand came down and smashed the mouse right on the desktop. "What was that for Jeb?!?" I screamed while looking at the destroyed mouse. "You don't want them little mousies runnin' 'round your house," Jeb said. With that I completely gave up on trying to teach Jeb about computers. Tags: optical mouse • ugliest mouse • computer accessories •
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