Why your boss should always pay for lunch
By Fred Keebler at 07/27/07 14:51
Trying to figure out how you can get your boss to always pay for lunch? Try hiring your own bodyguard... yes, the bigger and meaner the better. Also, be sure to introduce your new friend to your boss. Take my story for example: "Hey Mr. Talloway, I'd like you to meet my new friend. Mr. Talloway, this is Ernie," I said to my boss. "Hello Mr. Talloway. My name's Ernie and I like to hurt people," said my bodyguard. Mr. Talloway looked up at my bodyguard, who was 6'4" and probably 300 lbs. "Its nice to meet you Ernie," Mr. Talloway managed between trembles. "Ernie and I would like you to accompany us to lunch, is that alright?" I asked "O..Okay," said Mr. Talloway as Ernie scowled at him. My boss has been taking me out to lunch at least once a week since then. The moral of this story is that your boss should always pay for your lunch, since without your hard work, he would be nothing! News Digest Blog Tags: • office humor • - Permalink - 2 annotations Trackbacks Trackback specific URI for this entry No trackbacks. Comments
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