Wolfgang had a great idea for dealing with his hair loss. Although not hereditary at all for sheeple, instead their hair falls out just because everyone else's does. He decides he will use some duct tape which everyone knows has a million uses to cover his baldness.He uses a white paper duct tape since it blends with his wool the best. The office shredder didn't work very well for his purpose, so he just tore it up with his hands and some scissors.
It is a good thing he uses duct tape and not duck tape as you know what that would mean.....
