Never try to organize a geek's office for him. Most likely he has everything where he wants it and knows exactly where everything is. You can't comprehend the mess, but the geek can. The reason he or she can is because that particular person is much more intelligent then you will ever be.Do you see that messy pile of papers on the right side of the desk? The geek has that mess organized by date, importance and alphabetically all at the same time.
Even though there is no visible writing tool on the desk, the geek could come in blind folded and find a pen on the first try. How can you do it blindfolded you ask? The geek just reaches into a pocket protector in his shirt pocket. There's about 30 pens and pencils just in that one pocket!
Don't ever ask the geek how he does it either. Most likely the geek won't even know how he does it. Plus the answer might be too complex for you to ever understand. The Space and Time Theory might even show up in the answer.
