My very large cousin Jeb was very new to the world of computers. He really had no clue when it came to these machines. As I was explaining the different parts to him, I realized nothing was getting through... until i mentioned a certain part."Jeb this is the mouse," I said "There ain't no mouse there!" Jeb bellowed. Trying to get through to him, I had a brilliant idea. That night I covered the mouse with artificial hair and gave it a face. i had created the world's ugliest mouse. The next day Jeb came back over to learn more.
"Jeb this is the mouse," I said once again to my behemoth cousin. All the sudden Jeb's large hand came down and smashed the mouse right on the desktop.
"What was that for Jeb?!?" I screamed while looking at the destroyed mouse.
"You don't want them little mousies runnin' 'round your house," Jeb said.
With that I completely gave up on trying to teach Jeb about computers.
