Wolfgang the Office Sheeple and the Goldfish Adventure

By Cornbread Fred at 07/17/07 15:19

Office employees are very tricky individuals. You have your standard variety of office employee, commonly known as the "office sheeple". They gang up at the water cooler or fax machine and mimic each other's behaviour. They make fun of people behind their backs and always follow each other's lead.

Wolfgang the office sheeple, however, is actually a wolf in sheeple clothing. His adventures are known far and wide because he is the office anti-sheeple.

Shown here, Wolfgang has just done one of the funny things he does to annoy the office sheeple. He put some goldfish in the water cooler and is pretending like he knows nothing about it.

Why the world's ugliest human is the best office employee

Ugly people have one benefit above all the beautiful people in the office environment; and that is that they have no followers.

People are like sheep. They flock together at the water cooler, talk about the other employees behind their backs, make fun of the boss (and that isn't funny if that boss happens to be you!) and generally follow each others behaviors. If one steals and they are really popular, you may have an office supply stealing spree going on.

Ugly people are harder workers because they are not wasting all of their time being a sheep.